Be it those legendary jokes about pathans and sardars, or the new wave of “zaalima” humor, each reign supreme for a certain time before people get over them. But food puns? No one gets over those. Here are 9 food puns that will stay with you long after reading this. Like, forever. Butter get ready for some punny stuff:

1. What did you say to the waiter in a dhaaba?

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2. What do vegetables say when they’re annoyed?

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3. How does a doughnut threaten it’s enemies?

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4. What do you call a dog that loves fries?

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5. This slab of romance

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6. But don’t make it mad…
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7. Don’t make this one mad either
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8. What are onion puns called?
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… of course. And finally…

9. This is how you hit on moldy dairy… 

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